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Suzie is a former Equity Trader, full-time Advertising and Marketing student and Mother of two teenage wonders. In her spare time she wishes for more spare time and will almost always be seen wearing Chuck Taylor Converse shoes.

Thursday 2 June 2016

Siskel, Ebert, & Santagato


My wish this week is for someone to hire Joe Santagato to preview movies before they are released to the public; and I have to credit my daughter for this because the idea was her genius. 
Today we watched a “horror” movie that was both ridiculously bad and incredibly annoying.  It was at one cringe-worthy “oh my god, who the hell would do that!?” moment that she said she could picture Joe narrating this movie. 

From that point on, we spent the rest of the film doing Joe Santagato impressions, and generally being idiots.
But seriously though, I would like everyone (if you don’t follow Joe, do so first) to enjoy every single movie, hence forth, with visions of a sarcastic, extremely on-point smartass, shed a little bit of reality on what you are paying to see.  Or in this case, streaming in a quasi-legal way to see.

Joe Santagato