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Suzie is a former Equity Trader, full-time Advertising and Marketing student and Mother of two teenage wonders. In her spare time she wishes for more spare time and will almost always be seen wearing Chuck Taylor Converse shoes.

Wednesday 4 April 2018

The Mohawk Strikes Again

What is the ultimate goal when considering the perfect partner for your teen child?

Is it someone who treats them well?  Of course.

Is it someone who is kind?  Definitely

Is it someone who can nail your forehead with a Nerf gun from an acute angle with pinpoint accuracy?  

The answer is surprisingly... yes.

My wish for all of you today, is that one time in your life you feel the resigned joy of knowing that your young offspring's significant other feels comfortable enough to pull up beside you in the driveway, motion to you to roll down your window, and with excited determination, shoot you right between the eyes.

Yours in chucks (ahem.. sweet new baby blue pf flyers)

Suzie