We Are Not Friends

Today I have wasted exactly 1 hour and 57 minutes of my life attempting to repair a communication breakdown between my laptop and the inanimate little shit that sits smugly on the desk, calling itself a printer.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Imagine me pleading to the heavens for an explanation from some authority to rationalize this irrational hatred for me).  Whoever said that technology is our friend, needs to find better friends -_-

So right now I am wishing I could smash a printer.

Office Space, Twentieth Century Fox.  Gif: ftw.usatoday.com

Genie Goals

So I received my very first actual wish as a genie the other day.  Opened up my email and saw a message from "BLOGGER CONTACT FORM" titled "A Genie In Chucks, New message received".

!!!

So exciting.  You can imagine.

I can't actually share the wish with you because it was just my sister being a doofus, but nonetheless, I got a wish and now I feel all muy importante. 

I shall now await the influx...

http://blog.memes.com/i-am-ron-burgundy/