We Are Not Friends

Today I have wasted exactly 1 hour and 57 minutes of my life attempting to repair a communication breakdown between my laptop and the inanimate little shit that sits smugly on the desk, calling itself a printer.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Imagine me pleading to the heavens for an explanation from some authority to rationalize this irrational hatred for me).  Whoever said that technology is our friend, needs to find better friends -_-

So right now I am wishing I could smash a printer.

Office Space, Twentieth Century Fox.  Gif: ftw.usatoday.com

Genie Goals

So I received my very first actual wish as a genie the other day.  Opened up my email and saw a message from "BLOGGER CONTACT FORM" titled "A Genie In Chucks, New message received".

!!!

So exciting.  You can imagine.

I can't actually share the wish with you because it was just my sister being a doofus, but nonetheless, I got a wish and now I feel all muy importante. 

I shall now await the influx...

http://blog.memes.com/i-am-ron-burgundy/

Suits In Chucks

As I prepare to head into the city tomorrow, I am wishing that my chucks were suitable business footwear, accepted as the standard for professionalism.

I am, as I write, considering starting this trend; just go feet first, as it were, straight into the executive world with Chucks proudly hugging my happy feet. 

I do understand the risk of sideways glances and silent judgement, but know that I will be silently judging back and blaming your cynicism on jealousy; because you and I both know that heels are stupid and chucks are cool... what reason more do we need for this trend to catch on?

https://www.pinterest.com/explore/mike-ross-suits/